I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
- I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
- I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
- How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.